New Theme, or Secretly Plotting The “Accidental” Murder of Sanjaya

Even though I liked the minimalism of my last WordPress theme, Tiju 1.3, I decided to mix it up a little bit by switching over to this new theme called Blackblood.

My biggest complaint with Tiju 1.3 is that the Blogroll wasn’t incorporated into the theme’s HTML code. Since I am not completely knowledgeable about HTML, I wasn’t quite sure how to configure the code to include the Blogroll. I attempted to add it to the left sidebar, but it created a frame within the sidebar which I didn’t like. With this new theme, though, I have my blogroll back.

I also found some inspiration from the image of the bloody hand that graces the new theme. I like the size of the photo, making me think that I may eventually replace it with another photo at a later time. Hey, maybe I can replace that photo with a photo of my own hand, covered in the blood of that godawful freak of nature just won’t leave that fucking monstrosity of a reality television show, American Idol.

Sanjaya Ponyhawk

Let me just say that America got it FUCKING WRONG this time. Either that, or Howard Stern got it right. That all depends on which perspective you choose to believe. Sanjaya should have been “buh-bye-a” by now, plain and simple. He doesn’t deserve to be there, and neither does that Haley chick.

So, I bet you’re wondering WTF yourself. Why the hell would a self-proclaimed “music nerd” with respectably diverse musical tastes even remotely give a shit about American Idol? True, I fucking hate American Idol. Seriously, I do. I’d like to strangle my roommate for FORCING me to watch that fucking piece of shit show. But, if I can’t avoid it completely, why not comment on it?

Now it seems like everyone in America seems to be talking about the whole Sanjaya fiasco/travisty of justice. Maybe people are just flat out sick to fucking death about the continuing discussion of a presidential election that is in 2008. YES, BASTARDS - Read my lips, the election is NEXT FUCKING YEAR. I’m already tired of it. So, maybe Sanjaya is just a distraction - a way to divert everyone’s attention away from the 25 million or so presidential nominees that are apparently interested in obtaining the Oval Office gig. I don’t know. Who the fuck knows? I certainly don’t.

In the meantime, let’s wait and see what happens. Maybe Sanjaya’s reign of terror might implode before our very eyes someday in the near future. One could hope, can’t he?

2 Comments

  1. Posted April 8, 2007 at 1:20 am | Permalink

    The new theme is awesome. Me likey!

    Sanjaya… well the less said the better… just a tragic shame that he’s from Washington State.

    Hayley is getting by on tits and legs, she worked that out recently and is now playing on it. Clever girl! I’d prefer her over Sanjaya anyday.
    There’s a QuickieMart out there somewhere with a Slushie machine that needs tending.

  2. Posted April 9, 2007 at 2:42 am | Permalink

    Hey hey. That’s not nice. :) But, I don’t like either of them. Haley and Sanjaya both suck!

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