Category Archives: WTF?

How to Dance to Autechre

Too Funny!

Cold Weather in June Turns Me into a Crabby Bitch

This was the kind of mood I was in this morning, waking up to a freezing-ass new apartment, as eyewitnessed by my new romantic interest, Bob’s, iPhone:

What the fuck is up with this cold-ass weather? It is supposed to be June not February. WAKE UP MOTHER NATURE, GODDAMNIT!

Hyperventilation

I nearly hyperventilated when I discovered that Miss Kittin and The Hacker are touring the U.S. and Canada this September, via their American booking agency, The Windish Agency. WOW! This is very exciting. After a check of the official websites and MySpace pages of both Miss Kittin and The Hacker, I didn’t see any confirmation [...]

Beginning to figure out why I can’t get dates….

It’s because I am starting to look A LOT like Skeletor….
Remember He-Man???

HOLY F***…

…and I don’t mean the band.

ATP Festival just announced that My Bloody Valentine is headlining their New York installment of the All Tomorrow’s Parties festival happening September 19-21, 2008. Elsewhere, I’ve read that MBV (according to their booking agent) is planning to play in 6 to 8 U.S. cities in September. I hope that they at least perform [...]

When “Art” is Not Art (***SEE WARNING***)

Generally speaking, I am a firm believer in the freedom of expression in most forms. You don’t have to like the art that certain artists create or like the viewpoints that certain people present to respect the right of these people to exhibit their expression. What does bother me is when this freedom of expression [...]

Scaaarrrryyyyy!!!!!

On a recent trip to Borders, I purchased two distinctly different magazines which featured cover articles on two of my absolute favorite female perfomers on Planet Earth.

1. Oscar-Winning Actress Tilda Swinton in Out Magazine, a GLBT publication.

2. Experimental Singer/Performance Artist Diamanda Galas in Terrorizer, a UK-based music magazine predominately devoted to the darker side of [...]

In Defense of Goldfrapp’s Seventh Tree

There seems to be some self-righteous hipster dickwads that have been displaying petty disdain over the new Goldfrapp record, Seventh Tree. They can’t believe that Goldfrapp completely did away with the ridiculously overhyped glam rock/club pop hybrid nonsense and created a (insert sarcastic GASP) more lush and laidback record, akin to their gorgeous debut Felt [...]

It’s that time of year again: Time for more live show insanity

I am starting to get blown away by the number of live shows that are occurring in the upcoming months. The list just keeps growing and I’m not sure that I can keep up with all of them. Anyway, here’s what is coming up for me in the way of live shows (all in Seattle, [...]

The Noise 2007 Year in Review: The Forgotten One

Ooops. Just when I thought I was done, I realized that I forgot to add one release that I liked this year. However, since I am ready to move on, I am going to mention it here rather than revise everything again. I am so sorry, Nicola and Adam (a/k/a Adult.), for forgetting your fine [...]